No, seriously, this is a post telling you all that I’m going on vacation.

To a lake.

For a week.

With a lot of books. (And a lot of sunblock.)

It’s going to be great.

Try not to be too upset by my absence.

If I were really forward-thinking, I would have made a bunch of posts and had them all scheduled to post throughout the week. There’s just two problems with that idea: 1) I am not forward-thinking, and 2) I don’t even know how to time-delay posts. So instead you’re getting a bit of radio silence. My bad.